This cracked me up
I love candles. However, it is imperative that they be worked correctly and safely. I recommend from having burned many:
1) Don't fall asleep with a lit candle. That's an old superstition anyway. Just for extra safety. Snuff, don't blow, them out.
2) Never leave a candle lit next to a curtain or anything really. Leave plenty of space around it.
3) Don't stand them in the middle of a shelf or under anything.
One tragedy is too many and there have been more than one. Here are some more suggestions:
There was a song Lindsey Lohan sang.....I'm tired of rumors.....I'm sick of being followed........I dunno......just prefer to keep certain areas to myself. Space is sacred.
Are stalking me and.....a third has been thrown into the mix. Following me even to personal trips. Reminds me of the Carol Burnett spoof of Rebecca I turnaround she is there. She is not someone I want to see. Ms. Hari Kari is willing to kill me so she can have her beloved and me out of the way. Boy Ms. Are you in dire need of a wake up call! Your beloved sex addict will be off yet again as the next thrill breezes past.
A woman allegedly pushed her newlywed husband off the cliff.....same park where the opening to the Shining was filmed. It's called Shining park and was the site of a massacre, by the Eurotrash invaders (oh wait, those are my people.....oops.....I am part English descent.....I can always say 'we' didn't do this my folks least I never heard of it), of an American Indian tribe 170 people.....led by Heavy Runner the chief. Nice, huh? In the film Jack Nicholson speaks of the "white man's burden" which is how the English and French explained their practice of invasion and occupation.....ironic since the English did just that to the French and were finally chased out by an army led by la pucelle, J'eanne D'arc. But.....history repeats itself. Had the tables been turned would the Indians have done the same? How much bloody history ARE we sitting on? What aren't we taught? I may be wrong.....I believe the man Cory was from Kalispell.....Kali the Indian goddess of bloodshed. This woman was allegedly afraid for her life according to text messages so she goes to an . Isolated site in the mountains with him.....doesn't make sense......if you're afraid of someone why do that? ......he somehow ended up at the bottom of a cliff.....did he attack her or did she push him .....on July 7 anniversary of Vivien Leigh's death and that was not a good day for me either. A midsummer night's horror show? It was for me.
Three cheers for the red white and blue?
I come here seeking peace.
But it is not.......
Poke poke twist.....some have earned it.
Learning the skillet driven through my intestines indeed J was playing man-fuckhead games two timing me with Hari Kari .....fortunately I woke up from that nightmare.....don't ever want to go through that ever again.....the news that hit me with the force of a knife or a bullet.....shattered my world my dreams my heart and soul my everything.....left to pick up the pieces and never again never again never again.....